You’ll never guess what! Some ravenous rotter’s only gone and built a Sellafield-powered time machine to go back to 1973 and steal a load of pies from Bennett’s in Cleator Moor! We have it on good authority that they’ve returned to the present time and are scoffing the meat and potato pastries along the Coast to Coast Cycle Route to Whitehaven…
We’ve been in touch with the distraught Bennett family, and they’ve enlisted our help to find the pies which they’ve been waiting for decades to track down… But we’re going to need your help to find them all — if they’re not already polished off!
It’s just you, your pie-seeking instincts, and a dash of determination to set the record straight for the innocent victims of this senseless historic crime.
Found them all? Thank heavens! Let us know and you might just earn yourself a prize…